I was going to write something, but forget it.
Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened

I was going to write something, but forget it.
Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened
Quit stealing your girlfriend’s razors just to shave your ice.
Electric Shaved Ice Machine
Turns any simple possession charge into an intent-to-distribute charge!
American Weigh Signature SeriesDigital Pocket Scale
These things are near indestructible. They always provide a good 10 minutes to clear your thoughts. My favorite form of meditation. Charges via USB – perfect for the office.
Syma R/C Helicopter
Everyone should be able to hear “If you wanna be my lover” and “All I wanna do, is have some fun” blasting from your phone.
Kinivo Mini Portable Speaker
Be the coolest kid in school. All the awesomeness of a rock collection without the years of collecting.
American Educational Classroom Collection of Rocks and Minerals
Like the look of melted candles but hate all the romantic ambiance?
Remote Control Candles
Your friend is saving up thousands of pop cans so that he and his friend can load them on a mail truck and exchange the cans for 10 cents each in Michigan. The caveat is that the barcodes have to be readable. This’ll show him.